We're counting the stars

[ramenkage]

Who: Naruto and Sakura
Where: Their apartment ; Discedo
When: Right now? lolidk
Rating: Pg...maybe Pg 13 for things exploding
Summary: Sakura's powers are on the fritz!!!
The Log:

Naruto had been worrying about Sakura since she got her chip out. He couldn't really help it. She was sick, after all, and he wanted to help her out! The problem was he didn't really know what he was supposed to do to help. He did his best, of course, but he didn't feel it was enough. He should be doing more, being the super awesome and dashing ninja of her dreams, nursing her back to health and winning her heart!!! Or...something like that, anyway.

Lucky for him, the worst of it seemed to be over. He could relax...well, as much as one can relax in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, anyway.


"Hey, Sakura, you need anything?" He pokes his head around the door frame, checking up on her for the millionth time. He could relax, but he was still kind of worried, so he wanted to make sure she was okay.

Comments

[ramenkage]

[ He snaps out of it, brushing the glass carefully off his face and out of his hair. Aside from a little cut across his cheek, he seems fine. ]

Yeah, just a little surprised. Any idea why it did that?

[sthenic]

Well... ((She bends over to pick up the glass, but even as she gets her fingers around it, the glass cracks.))

Err....

[ramenkage]

[ He watches, waiting expectantly for an answer. ]

Well?

[sthenic]

Uhhh... yeah, about that, I probably shouldn't touch anything for the next few days......

[ramenkage]

Eh? Oiii oi hold on, is this some kind of weird girl thing? Uhhhh...like every so often your chakra goes all funny and you blow stuff up? Haha...[ Oh god why is that thought terrible. ]

1/3

[sthenic]

((What the fuck.))

2/3

[sthenic]

((What. the actual. fuck.))

[sthenic]

IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT, YOU MORON.

[ramenkage]

HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?

[sthenic]

IT SORT OF FALLS UNDER THE BASIC IDEA OF COMMON SEE-- ((FFFFWWWOOOM!!! guess who just lowered the spot in the floor about two inches.))

[ramenkage]

COMMON SENSE MY A-- [ WHAT THE FUCK.

Sakura why are you destroying our hoooooome. ] Shit! Seriously what's going on if it's not that!?

[sthenic]

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!! ((Stands up and gets in his face.))

[ramenkage]

[ And totally forgetting that she's BLOWING EVERYTHING UP and could probably blow HIM up too, he gets right up in her face as well. ]

YOU'RE THE ONE BREAKING THINGS!

1/2

[sthenic]

HnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNGGGHHH....

[sthenic]

((not. gonna. snap.))

You have.


One second.

To get out.

[ramenkage]

[ NOT

MOVING. ]

[sthenic]

((Are you forgetting Sakura's crazy face? Or do you just want to get punched this time around.))

[ramenkage]

[ He's just being a stubborn idiot. ]