Tsk, tsk. Didn't you know? The point of a shitty horror film is to make the dead as useless as possible. It's like a goddamn trope.

I'll keep that in mind. Thankfully, I've already decided you're not allowed to become a troll ghost. Sorry, but I'm taking away your dying privileges so you'll have to be useful and alive. But it's nice to know that some people are considering being some kind of help instead of just trying to spook the shit out of us with their subliminal haunting.