[ Dave should regret anywhere he is with Karkat. ]

I fully realize it and I will continue to berate you for not being enraptured by my rambling death threats. They are verbal gems. Cherish them.

[ Karkat knows that Dave knows he's full of shit and these are all empty threats anyway. Really, they're just excuses to for Karkat to get creative with his irrational anger. ]

My convorting with Hell is none of your business. Ours was a brief but sweet relationship and what it did with my face is only something you can dream of doing with Terezi. [ Karkat pauses, mouth hanging open as he visibly tries to continue down this absurd fabrication. Unfortunately his mind is way too muddled and foggy to make the effort, so he simply shakes his head. ]

I know I'm sick but not a whole fucking lot I can do about it here, can I?