It really was. Like, I was expecting something. At least something more than this. [ She jerks head head in the direction of the house she was currently investigating. ]

I mean, come on. Creepy letters that know way too much detail about our lives? Check. Creepy transportation to remote, previously unheard of location? Check. Ominous peasoup fog? Double check. Actually, I'm starting to feel a little ripped off.