Jegus Crackers and Toast for breakfast, Strider, he's still my friend you insensitive fuck. Just because he's dead and a homicidal blob of calamari waiting to happen doesn't mean I'm going to ignore his whiny pleas for help. Anyway as far as I can figure, it's more than just the usual fish person abduction where the goal is to forcibly harvest genetic material and then cull the victim. No. The white van monster is as mysterious in its motivations as it is sinister.
You watch your back, Sunglasses. You could be next.
[ All of this makes perfect sense in Karkat's mind. ]
For your information I've been eating the usual stuff. Tapioca sandwiches. Bread sandwiches. Sliced orange sandwiches. Ketchup sandwiches. All sorts of healthy shit.
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Jegus Crackers and Toast for breakfast, Strider, he's still my friend you insensitive fuck. Just because he's dead and a homicidal blob of calamari waiting to happen doesn't mean I'm going to ignore his whiny pleas for help. Anyway as far as I can figure, it's more than just the usual fish person abduction where the goal is to forcibly harvest genetic material and then cull the victim. No. The white van monster is as mysterious in its motivations as it is sinister.
You watch your back, Sunglasses. You could be next.
[ All of this makes perfect sense in Karkat's mind. ]
For your information I've been eating the usual stuff. Tapioca sandwiches. Bread sandwiches. Sliced orange sandwiches. Ketchup sandwiches. All sorts of healthy shit.