[ Terezi and BenfromLost promptly forget about Karkat and decide to do their own thing. After a year of on again, off again dating, they marry and have several children all named after various household appliances. Terezi gets a job at the nearest law firm and successfully (and legally) murders her way to the top. BenfromLost is a doting stay-at-home mother who hasn't the slightest of an inkling concerning Terezi's multiple affairs with justice. Eventually, they grow old together and live off the successes of their children. BenfromLost dies at an incredible age, and Terezi, forever an American in her heart, simply fades away. It's a beautiful tale that will be told for ages, and the millions of pages of books about the topic will be used to warm freezing Russian homes when Siberian families run out of vodka and despair. ]
[ Except not, because none of that shit happened. Enjoy freezing in the winter, Russians.
It takes Terezi a few hours to pick up his scent again, and she'll be cursing his bullshit the whole fucking time. There is a lot of bullshit to curse, so she keeps busy. She's cursing him all the way to the high school, nose and tongue on everything despite how fucking terrible the world tastes. Being cute and adorably pathetic on a pile of rocks won't help you. Except... ]
If you're dead already, I'm bringing you back just to violently execute you. [ AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST. ]
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[ Except not, because none of that shit happened. Enjoy freezing in the winter, Russians.
It takes Terezi a few hours to pick up his scent again, and she'll be cursing his bullshit the whole fucking time. There is a lot of bullshit to curse, so she keeps busy. She's cursing him all the way to the high school, nose and tongue on everything despite how fucking terrible the world tastes. Being cute and adorably pathetic on a pile of rocks won't help you. Except... ]
If you're dead already, I'm bringing you back just to violently execute you. [ AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST. ]