starspangledhero: (YOU'VE POKED THE BEAR.)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote in [community profile] discedo_logs 2012-07-19 07:58 pm (UTC)

[ See, he might have begun to calm down if only because Captain America told him to and he's the guy in charge you always do what Cap says, but that plan is cut short when his stalker shows up.

Several things immediately become apparent in America's mind as Terezi sidles up to his idol:

  1. This girl has some serious creeping capabilities.
  2. And red eyes. She's probably a communist.
  3. She is better at stalking people than America.
  4. She is better at stalking Steve than America.
  5. He must step up his game and start channeling some of his paranoia, spy tactics, and craziness into keeping track of this troll girl.
  6. Why is she the only one who gets to sniff Steve?


America decides to rectify this last point by pretty much shoving his face into Steve's shirt.
]

What?! No way!

[ SNIFFFFFFFFFF. ]

Our freedoms smell just as good, you dunno what you're talking about. They're just different variations, dig? Like his is all crisp and pure, like Rocky Mountain air. Kinda ironic since he's from the Brooklyn, I know, but it's got this winter-y scent to it-- uh. For. Reasons.

[ He knows everything about your life Steve. ]

But mine's got that tinge of soil and dirt and horse and gunpowder and fire and that's the smell of growth. See?

[ And then he rolls up a sleeve to give Terezi his bare arm to sniff. ]

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