You're taking the letters seriously. [Well, okay. Dave might have too. But after finding a whole load of jack shit, he's getting pretty skeptical now.]

Are you listening to yourself? Like seriously. I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you're saying a whole load of bullshit and I think you need to stop. I'm going to actually be concerned with your health and I think you need rest.

A lot of it. Also, probably something to make you feel better, but that's not going to be a thing that's happening since I have nothing of use but this shitty sword.

[He really doesn't want to deal with this.]

Those aren't sandwiches.