Dave pretty much made the strangest squawk noise that either of them probably ever heard. Dude, what the hell. He was sleeping thank you very much. He tried to shove the other off, but it was more like harmless nudging with his wings. That, and Dave was definitely fluffing his feathers up in some strange way to look more menacingly? Fuck, birds are weird.

"How should I know? Get off." Actually, its probably sitting on top of all the shiny junk Dave accumulated, but whatever. He would tell you, but he kind of forgot he took them in the first place.