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Where: Dissimuloooooo
When: After America's done looting the corpse of every character Sean Bean has ever played (tonight)
Rating: PG-13? R? This??? You know what, it's rated not suitable for any audiences. Stop reading this log. Stop judging me.
Summary: Relationship issues. America has reached a point of paranoia not known since that ginger in The Iron Giant and Tatsumi is a psychopath. Petty drama with a bratty teenager and a vampire who looks like he puts an absurd amount of gel in his hair. So it's like Twilight with less gay guys and suicidal codependency.
The Log: ( If I set this up with Twilight jokes you'll think I'm being ironic and not cripplingly bad at writing serious displays of emotion. It's an illusion. )
Where: Dissimuloooooo
When: After America's done looting the corpse of every character Sean Bean has ever played (tonight)
Rating: PG-13? R? This??? You know what, it's rated not suitable for any audiences. Stop reading this log. Stop judging me.
Summary: Relationship issues. America has reached a point of paranoia not known since that ginger in The Iron Giant and Tatsumi is a psychopath. Petty drama with a bratty teenager and a vampire who looks like he puts an absurd amount of gel in his hair. So it's like Twilight with less gay guys and suicidal codependency.
The Log: ( If I set this up with Twilight jokes you'll think I'm being ironic and not cripplingly bad at writing serious displays of emotion. It's an illusion. )
