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discedo_logs2010-09-19 09:28 pm
starspangledhero) wrote in discedo_logs2010-09-19 09:28 pm
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BACKDATED LIKE WHOA
Who: America & England
Where: The sewers... somewhere
When: Back to when the rescue mission was going on
Rating: PG
Summary: England needs rescuing! America is there to save the day! ...Except England is already free and America is lost. Whoops.
the log:
This is the story of How America Got Sicker And Why He Needs To Trade With Denmark. It's a very long title to a story, but America will shorten it to the story of How He Saved England: Discedo Edition. The main premise of the story is simple: England gets kidnapped by the bad guy (or the Real Thomas Knowlton, which at the time was just as likely), America swoops in and saves the day, England is forever grateful and his heart grows three times its size and everyone has a good Christmas and America gets more money from him The End.
The reality was different.
In actuality, America had been wandering the sewers for longer than he could count. At some point he must've started hallucinating or something, because it seemed like every monster that came at him was some kind of plant. He knew he was getting feverish when every time he saw one of the plants, his first reaction was to scream, "Feed me, Seymour!" and then reply to his own narration with "bite me, Audrey!" He may have even broken the space-time continuum in order to sing some songs from the 1986 musical because fuck it, Hetalia lets him do this kind of shit.
Around the third Little Shop of Horrors narration, his knees started to get a little wobbly. The swinging of his E-Tool started to get slower, dodging harder, coughing more frequent and breathing more ragged.
Eventually, he decided to take a little rest, slumping against the side of the sewer and panting. Thank god his sinuses were plugged, otherwise this might be unbearably disgusting.
And as he heard movement, his only thought was, Every household in America...
The references are only going to get worse as soon as Supernatural and Doctor Who come back.
Where: The sewers... somewhere
When: Back to when the rescue mission was going on
Rating: PG
Summary: England needs rescuing! America is there to save the day! ...Except England is already free and America is lost. Whoops.
the log:
This is the story of How America Got Sicker And Why He Needs To Trade With Denmark. It's a very long title to a story, but America will shorten it to the story of How He Saved England: Discedo Edition. The main premise of the story is simple: England gets kidnapped by the bad guy (or the Real Thomas Knowlton, which at the time was just as likely), America swoops in and saves the day, England is forever grateful and his heart grows three times its size and everyone has a good Christmas and America gets more money from him The End.
The reality was different.
In actuality, America had been wandering the sewers for longer than he could count. At some point he must've started hallucinating or something, because it seemed like every monster that came at him was some kind of plant. He knew he was getting feverish when every time he saw one of the plants, his first reaction was to scream, "Feed me, Seymour!" and then reply to his own narration with "bite me, Audrey!" He may have even broken the space-time continuum in order to sing some songs from the 1986 musical because fuck it, Hetalia lets him do this kind of shit.
Around the third Little Shop of Horrors narration, his knees started to get a little wobbly. The swinging of his E-Tool started to get slower, dodging harder, coughing more frequent and breathing more ragged.
Eventually, he decided to take a little rest, slumping against the side of the sewer and panting. Thank god his sinuses were plugged, otherwise this might be unbearably disgusting.
And as he heard movement, his only thought was, Every household in America...
The references are only going to get worse as soon as Supernatural and Doctor Who come back.