"Hello, Ryoko." He'd get up and look at her and shake her hand but her dress or rather lack of dress, was keeping him sideways on the floor,

"Yes, I'm Denzel Crocker...." In which he suddenly flips to his butt and looks up at her in rage, "I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!"

Pause, NOSE BLEED! He gets himself to his feet by flipping to his knees, however the doorway is blocked, ah shi -