discedo_logs | No need for Roomates

No need for Roomates

Who: Ryoko, Washu and Denzel
Where: Washu's apartment
When: Sometime after Ryoko arrives in Discedo
Rating: PG-13?
Summary: Time to meet your new roommate Crocker
The Log: Ryoko was getting a little more settled in being in this place and more so the apartment. Well, it's not home HOME,but it would do. What better way to make herself comfortable in the apartment? Confiscating Crocker's bed to lazily nap underneath the covers. He can have it back when she's done with it. Usually she likes to lay in high places, but since THAT'S not happening she'll just be all chill and comfortable over here. What? She sleeps anywhere she damn well pleases. Shoo, go away.

"Mmm..."

There was a long, drawn out yawn before she shuffled underneath the blanket that was covering her form. So far it just looked like a undefined lump there.

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Denzel opened the door with his side, as his boney arms and fingers where holding a box full of items. His room needless to say, was a mess. So, an undefined lump on the bed went unnoticed as he rarely made his bed. His parrot sitting ontop the bed, squawks in greetings as Crocker enters the room.

He drops the box on the table, not far off from the bed and clicks on a table light. He's mumbling to himself;

"Exploding penguins fed. Now, to ponder over some things, finally!"

There's a pause as he scratches a long finger nail ontop the top of his head, "Now, where did I put my marker?"

Eyeing around the room. Crap crap! If I lost that I'm done to only my pen, he wonders around the room. His search takes him to peering underneath the bed, "Where are you? Where are you?"

Now where did Little Ryoko go? A quick glance around the living room and Washu was diving back into her computer. Oh well, she'll show up eventually. She always does when she gets hungry.

Besides, she had yet to tell Denzel of their newest roommate~. She's just waiting for the screams.

Well, she's not causing trouble that was for sure. Just minding her own business in his room, in his bed. Of, course she notices someone in the room, so she's just going to poke her head off from underneath the covers and looks down.

So, was THIS the roommate? Well, pet project.

"I'm right heeeeeere~" She chimed.
You must be going crazy-er...do pens usually talk to you like that? Well, no not really. Though

"Ah ha! Now I have you!" Pulling the pen from under the bed, before a long stare. Staring at the pen, "Did that pen just talk?!..." His mind flashing to Turner and how Timmy seemed to talk to things or how Crocker always heard other voices in his classroom, FAIRY!" Spazzing till he is his own undoing and falls to the side on the floor, "Ow!"

She pauses in her typing when she hears the sounds of Crocker's usual spazzing over something. Now what set him off? She sighed and dismissed her computer and stood up from her seat.

A few stretches later and she's heading towards a certain someone's bedroom.

Snort.

She might be seeing what Washu is talking about now. Definitely accident prone like Mihoshi for sure with just a touch of crazy. There was a tilt of her head before she decided to lean down and poke him in the side of his head.

"No, no...up HERE."
God pen, tell him what you want. Though if he was to bother to look up he'd see some cyan haired woman occupying his bed with the blanket falling off her shoulders.

Oh, she might not be wearing anything at the moment either. It's comfortable sleeping like this. What?

Denzel rolls to his side and grabs the pen, and cluches that with a death grip and speaks to the pen, "I've got you. I've got you now little - ... Huh?" Blinking for a moment before looking up, "An arm?!" Then looking back at the pen, so the pen wasn't magically talking... Grabbing the side of the bed lifts himself to his knees, "GAH!" First seeing her face, "WHY IS THERE AN ELF IN MY BED?! GAH! PUT SOMETHING ON!" Covering his eyes with his hand, his nose starts to bleed and he falls over onto his side again.
Way to go for first impressions..

It sounds like Ryoko's met Denzel~. This should be good.

As quietly as she can, she opens the door to his bedroom and leans against the door frame with her arms crossed and just watches. Where's the popcorn when she needs it hm~?

As for Ryoko being naked, well, the boy needs to see another naked woman sometime in his life. Might as well be now. "She isn't an elf."

Her shoulders hunched and she released a devious snicker. What a strange man. You'd think he never seen a nude body before. You know, least Tenchi has an excuse. Sorta, well not really he's a teenage boys that seems to have zero hormones at times.

"Hiiiii....~ Oh, my, are you shy? Too bad, I'm not."

Obviously. Modesty? What's that? That word was not in her vocabulary.

"...not even close. You can take another guess if you want. Maybe you'll win a prize."

Of all the things, why did there have to be a naked women sleeping in his bed? Denzel, didn't have hormones. It was besides the point the man was forty - six years old and looked and sounded like he had gone though puberty. To sum up the matter, however, his serve depression had taken a toll on any hormones.

The issue lies in several places, his love still for his ex and the fact he thinks his body is so hideous. That he tends to act more like a porcupine with moments like these. He reminds on the floor curled up, his nose for the moment has stopped bleeding, as he speaks the man sounds rather uneasy and jagged, "Get out of my bed - and put - put something on.... The heck are you in my room anyways?"

Mumbling to himself, "Not an elf." Thinking for a moment, that hairstyle where had he seen it before - "Washu's sister?"

Is that snickering coming from behind him? Probably~! Washu can't help it, the scene unfolding before her is just too preciously hilarious no to!

At least his guesses are starting to get better, even if it is wrong~.

"I was taking a nap until you woke me up, silly man."

There's like DOOM everywhere around you Crocker. Ryoko kinda feels sorry for this poor sap, but hey to his credit he's pretty amusing. You get the worse kind of women in your life don't you?

"Strike two, but you're getting warrrrrrmer. MAYBE I'll decide to put some clothes on if you get it right."

Underline maybe because that's not a sure thing at all.

"That still doesn't explain why you where in my room taking a - NAP!" Short pause, considering there are still two open rooms." Pause, he twitches, "Her daughter?"

The boy can put two and two together~. This deserves a faint, barely audible clap. Just enough to let Ryoko know she's there if her dear daughter hadn't already picked up on it.

"Better question is why not? I wanted to see who else I'll be sharing a space with. Then I just got, oh so comfortable."
All the curiosity then sleeping nude in your bed just felt right. Don't question it.

"That's riiiight~ Ding, ding and the man wins a prize. Too bad, the booby prize was much better in my opinion. I'm Ryoko, nice to meet ya.~"

Trolling shouldn't be so fun, but it is. She'd figure as much with Washu. Though they were oil and water they had that devious nature. Guess who she inherited that from?

"You're, Denzel right? Or should I call you 'daddy' instead? C'mon, give me a hug we're almost like family now."
See? She got her arms opened for a hug. FRIENDLY.

"Hello, Ryoko." He'd get up and look at her and shake her hand but her dress or rather lack of dress, was keeping him sideways on the floor,

"Yes, I'm Denzel Crocker...." In which he suddenly flips to his butt and looks up at her in rage, "I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!"

Pause, NOSE BLEED! He gets himself to his feet by flipping to his knees, however the doorway is blocked, ah shi -

Washu just looks down at her position against the door frame. There's a few moments of silence before she starts laughing. This was just too good~.

Where was a camera when she needed one!

"Not quite Ryoko. You could say he's a younger brother of sorts~. If you want a daddy I can introduce you to Owen instead~."

"Well, sounds like someone been pretty social here."
That was a interesting bit of information for sure. Who know's what other kind of friends Washu has been making here.

Usually she'd phase away around this point in time, but since she can't do that cause SOMEONE likes her to be normal she'll settle for jumping out of the bed and over to crocker nimbly. Least she was still agile. With her arms wrapping around his giving it a squeeze.

"You're funny. I think I might spend more time in your room. Better than talking to pens, right?"

Denzel was eye twitching,"Owen? OWEN?!" Of all the people why did Washu have to mention him in that context? Crocker was covering his face, this could not possibly get more awkward then it already was. Crocker starts to tumble backwards, Owen was the one who told him to make coitus with Washu.

Then it got worse, "Ahhhhhh!" Someone was hugging him from behind. They could feel his hunch back and skinny body. As she wraps her arms around him, she can feel his muscles tense up, "It just got more awkward."
Pause,
"I AM NOT FUNNY!" Yelling at Ryoko, his face still facing Washu, before finishing off in a depressed tone to Ryoko, "Do I have a choice?"

Edited 2012-05-30 21:41 (UTC)

Her eyes narrowed slightly at his reaction. Washu missed something here and it wasn't often that something like that happened to her.

She'll just have to question him about it later. " Knowing Ryoko, no, you don't have a choice~."

Was that a trigger word? Certainly spouted a twitching of the eye or was that some kind of tic? She's sure Washu can help with that hunch on your back if not Ryoko can just put her foot on it and just try to straighten your back. Obviously that's bound to work too.

"Wouldn't be too interesting if I gave him choices now. Just wait until we take a bath together, Denzel. THEN you can feel awkward."
This is pretty normal for her. And the bath thing too. You'll get use to it...or not. Not that it matters to her.

Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze~ <3

Denzel mumbles, "You don't want to know." Before with groan, "I had a feeling you'd say that."

His eyes grow wide, wait... "WHAT?! TAKE A BATH TOGETHER!? WHY THE HECK WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?!" Denzel frantically tries to worm away but fails since he's not very strong. He stops for a moment to breath heavily, "Do you... do this... to everyone?" Or was he just special.
Before yelping again, he could feel her breasts rotating in his hunch back. Not to mention the just the touching. Do not want this or at least Denzel was not use to his much affection.

Edited 2012-05-31 19:59 (UTC)

Washu just can't help but snicker. Perhaps she should look into creating another onsen if this keeps up~. Their bathrooms might not be big enough otherwise.

"Careful Ryoko, you might make him pass out~."

She really should. It seemed natural to have one around as much as they used the one at home.

"Do you like being a dirty boy, Denzel? I would have never guessed." Having a bath is good for your hygiene and health Crocker. What a silly question to ask.

"Not particularly." She put her finger under his chin. For the most part it was usually just Tenchi she hanged all over. Though she's done it to Ayeka too just to annoy her.

"Aww, well he's no good to me if he passed out then."

Denzel continues to breath heavily for a moment, "....No. I just don't like 'showing off' like some of us here.

Crocker looks over at Washu, any time now you can help, with his distress eyebrows. As his body continues to be tense.

Help~? Why should she do that? Washu's enjoying the show. Unfortunately she doesn't think the poor inexperienced boy can handle much more. Oh well~.

"Little Ryoko, why don't you let your newest playmate go and find Ryo-Ohki. I think she's trying to find carrots again."

"Again? At the rate she eats she needs a whole field of carrots to satisfy her."

Well, she suppose she'll go see how the little munchkin is so she wasn't getting into trouble.

"I'll be back for you later nii-san."

Don't mind the goodbye grope you just received before she finally releases him and leaves the room to give him some breathing room for now.

Denzel gives Washu a faint 'thank you', before "Nii - huh?" Then makes gasping sounds. Crocker has a short moment of breath, between when Ryoko squeezes him and starts off pass the door and pass Denzel. Though that moment is short lived as Crocker catches nake Ryoko, jerking his body and passes out onto the floor.

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2/2 I LIED.

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