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No need for Roomates

Who: Ryoko, Washu and Denzel
Where: Washu's apartment
When: Sometime after Ryoko arrives in Discedo
Rating: PG-13?
Summary: Time to meet your new roommate Crocker
The Log: Ryoko was getting a little more settled in being in this place and more so the apartment. Well, it's not home HOME,but it would do. What better way to make herself comfortable in the apartment? Confiscating Crocker's bed to lazily nap underneath the covers. He can have it back when she's done with it. Usually she likes to lay in high places, but since THAT'S not happening she'll just be all chill and comfortable over here. What? She sleeps anywhere she damn well pleases. Shoo, go away.

"Mmm..."

There was a long, drawn out yawn before she shuffled underneath the blanket that was covering her form. So far it just looked like a undefined lump there.

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Is that snickering coming from behind him? Probably~! Washu can't help it, the scene unfolding before her is just too preciously hilarious no to!

At least his guesses are starting to get better, even if it is wrong~.

"I was taking a nap until you woke me up, silly man."

There's like DOOM everywhere around you Crocker. Ryoko kinda feels sorry for this poor sap, but hey to his credit he's pretty amusing. You get the worse kind of women in your life don't you?

"Strike two, but you're getting warrrrrrmer. MAYBE I'll decide to put some clothes on if you get it right."

Underline maybe because that's not a sure thing at all.

"That still doesn't explain why you where in my room taking a - NAP!" Short pause, considering there are still two open rooms." Pause, he twitches, "Her daughter?"

The boy can put two and two together~. This deserves a faint, barely audible clap. Just enough to let Ryoko know she's there if her dear daughter hadn't already picked up on it.

"Better question is why not? I wanted to see who else I'll be sharing a space with. Then I just got, oh so comfortable."
All the curiosity then sleeping nude in your bed just felt right. Don't question it.

"That's riiiight~ Ding, ding and the man wins a prize. Too bad, the booby prize was much better in my opinion. I'm Ryoko, nice to meet ya.~"

Trolling shouldn't be so fun, but it is. She'd figure as much with Washu. Though they were oil and water they had that devious nature. Guess who she inherited that from?

"You're, Denzel right? Or should I call you 'daddy' instead? C'mon, give me a hug we're almost like family now."
See? She got her arms opened for a hug. FRIENDLY.

"Hello, Ryoko." He'd get up and look at her and shake her hand but her dress or rather lack of dress, was keeping him sideways on the floor,

"Yes, I'm Denzel Crocker...." In which he suddenly flips to his butt and looks up at her in rage, "I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!"

Pause, NOSE BLEED! He gets himself to his feet by flipping to his knees, however the doorway is blocked, ah shi -

Washu just looks down at her position against the door frame. There's a few moments of silence before she starts laughing. This was just too good~.

Where was a camera when she needed one!

"Not quite Ryoko. You could say he's a younger brother of sorts~. If you want a daddy I can introduce you to Owen instead~."

"Well, sounds like someone been pretty social here."
That was a interesting bit of information for sure. Who know's what other kind of friends Washu has been making here.

Usually she'd phase away around this point in time, but since she can't do that cause SOMEONE likes her to be normal she'll settle for jumping out of the bed and over to crocker nimbly. Least she was still agile. With her arms wrapping around his giving it a squeeze.

"You're funny. I think I might spend more time in your room. Better than talking to pens, right?"

Denzel was eye twitching,"Owen? OWEN?!" Of all the people why did Washu have to mention him in that context? Crocker was covering his face, this could not possibly get more awkward then it already was. Crocker starts to tumble backwards, Owen was the one who told him to make coitus with Washu.

Then it got worse, "Ahhhhhh!" Someone was hugging him from behind. They could feel his hunch back and skinny body. As she wraps her arms around him, she can feel his muscles tense up, "It just got more awkward."
Pause,
"I AM NOT FUNNY!" Yelling at Ryoko, his face still facing Washu, before finishing off in a depressed tone to Ryoko, "Do I have a choice?"

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Her eyes narrowed slightly at his reaction. Washu missed something here and it wasn't often that something like that happened to her.

She'll just have to question him about it later. " Knowing Ryoko, no, you don't have a choice~."

Was that a trigger word? Certainly spouted a twitching of the eye or was that some kind of tic? She's sure Washu can help with that hunch on your back if not Ryoko can just put her foot on it and just try to straighten your back. Obviously that's bound to work too.

"Wouldn't be too interesting if I gave him choices now. Just wait until we take a bath together, Denzel. THEN you can feel awkward."
This is pretty normal for her. And the bath thing too. You'll get use to it...or not. Not that it matters to her.

Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze~ <3

Denzel mumbles, "You don't want to know." Before with groan, "I had a feeling you'd say that."

His eyes grow wide, wait... "WHAT?! TAKE A BATH TOGETHER!? WHY THE HECK WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?!" Denzel frantically tries to worm away but fails since he's not very strong. He stops for a moment to breath heavily, "Do you... do this... to everyone?" Or was he just special.
Before yelping again, he could feel her breasts rotating in his hunch back. Not to mention the just the touching. Do not want this or at least Denzel was not use to his much affection.

Edited 2012-05-31 19:59 (UTC)

Washu just can't help but snicker. Perhaps she should look into creating another onsen if this keeps up~. Their bathrooms might not be big enough otherwise.

"Careful Ryoko, you might make him pass out~."

She really should. It seemed natural to have one around as much as they used the one at home.

"Do you like being a dirty boy, Denzel? I would have never guessed." Having a bath is good for your hygiene and health Crocker. What a silly question to ask.

"Not particularly." She put her finger under his chin. For the most part it was usually just Tenchi she hanged all over. Though she's done it to Ayeka too just to annoy her.

"Aww, well he's no good to me if he passed out then."

Denzel continues to breath heavily for a moment, "....No. I just don't like 'showing off' like some of us here.

Crocker looks over at Washu, any time now you can help, with his distress eyebrows. As his body continues to be tense.

Help~? Why should she do that? Washu's enjoying the show. Unfortunately she doesn't think the poor inexperienced boy can handle much more. Oh well~.

"Little Ryoko, why don't you let your newest playmate go and find Ryo-Ohki. I think she's trying to find carrots again."

"Again? At the rate she eats she needs a whole field of carrots to satisfy her."

Well, she suppose she'll go see how the little munchkin is so she wasn't getting into trouble.

"I'll be back for you later nii-san."

Don't mind the goodbye grope you just received before she finally releases him and leaves the room to give him some breathing room for now.

Denzel gives Washu a faint 'thank you', before "Nii - huh?" Then makes gasping sounds. Crocker has a short moment of breath, between when Ryoko squeezes him and starts off pass the door and pass Denzel. Though that moment is short lived as Crocker catches nake Ryoko, jerking his body and passes out onto the floor.

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