Denzel was eye twitching,"Owen? OWEN?!" Of all the people why did Washu have to mention him in that context? Crocker was covering his face, this could not possibly get more awkward then it already was. Crocker starts to tumble backwards, Owen was the one who told him to make coitus with Washu.

Then it got worse, "Ahhhhhh!" Someone was hugging him from behind. They could feel his hunch back and skinny body. As she wraps her arms around him, she can feel his muscles tense up, "It just got more awkward."
Pause,
"I AM NOT FUNNY!" Yelling at Ryoko, his face still facing Washu, before finishing off in a depressed tone to Ryoko, "Do I have a choice?"