If we keep the moaning and awfulness to a minimum, I believe we'll be safe from babies. Besides [ she rubs his stomach ] if you caught babies, I wouldn't abandon you. We'd be the best earthhuman-brolususfathers.

[ Even if Karkat's sick, she can't help but troll. She pulls out a water bottle from her bag, unscrews the top, and shoves it in Karkat's face. ]

You also can't get infected if you have water in your belly. So you should probably drink some. You know, just to be safe. Gotta use protection!