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discedo_logs2012-07-16 05:20 pm
coniurati) wrote in discedo_logs2012-07-16 05:20 pm
Lachesistein: Open Log
Who: Those who signed-up for the exploration
Where: Lachesistein
When: Today until the 26th (More or less, an open log for any time period if anyone wants to explore around)
Rating: up to R rated (if it gets to R, please indicate in the subject line)
Summary: Characters are exploring Lachesistein on their own time
The Log:
[ This is an open log for those who wish to explore Lachesistein freely, and it can take place any time between July 16th and 26th. For more information on Lachesistein, please refer to the Exploration plotting post. If something comes up at all, make sure to contact a mod with your questions or concerns.
Sign-ups last close tonight, please make sure you've commented before then! ]
Where: Lachesistein
When: Today until the 26th (More or less, an open log for any time period if anyone wants to explore around)
Rating: up to R rated (if it gets to R, please indicate in the subject line)
Summary: Characters are exploring Lachesistein on their own time
The Log:
[ This is an open log for those who wish to explore Lachesistein freely, and it can take place any time between July 16th and 26th. For more information on Lachesistein, please refer to the Exploration plotting post. If something comes up at all, make sure to contact a mod with your questions or concerns.
Sign-ups last close tonight, please make sure you've commented before then! ]
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The only routine we'll be doing is the one where you stick behind me, and I keep us from getting horribly maimed by any and all monsters we run across. Because you're looking pretty miserable right now-- more so than you usually do.
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[ And he just watches her eat the letter in shock and disgust.
Disgust that IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ON FIRE.]WHAT ARE YOU, A WALKING GARBAGE DISPOSAL? DO I NEED TO SHOVE OUR PILES OF EMPTY WRAPPINGS AND FILTH INTO THAT GAPING MAW OF HORROR THAT YOU CALL A MOUTH?
[ All the yelling seems to leave him out of breath and he sits down. Even though his body is in terrible shape and his mind is riddled with dumb, nothing will break the spirit of rage. ]
Fine, but I'll have you know that though my body may be wracked with fuckery, I'm not utterly helpless. I'm not Tavros. Even crippled I still have enough spine to survive.
...And I think I still have a death lizard in my sylladex. Feel free to employ that at any point.
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She kneels, papping at his face to find his forehead. People do that, right? Like, somehow, touching some asshole's forehead will inherently tell you whether they're sick or not. While there are no signs or anything obvious, Terezi's about 99.9999% sure no one is ever supposed to be that warm. Maybe he was sicker than she originally assumed he was???? ]
Alright, Not-Tavros-Keeper-of-The-Death-Lizards. We've got a few steps for survival, so get your spine ready. First step? It's the hardest. You're going to have to take a nap. Don't make me force you to do it.
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Let's skip this step. It's an unimportant and useless step.
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[ And just like that, he takes off like a fucking rocket. He's running on sheer willpower and fury now. He's aimlessly running down the street, leaving poor BenfromLost to try to keep up. ]
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preyfriendowner thing. Karkat will tire eventually, but BenfromLost won't. Terezi only needs to follow the prinny to find the troll. ]YOU'RE NOT GOING TO OUTRUN ME. JUST GIVE UP, AND I WON'T DRUB YOU TOO HARD! OH HELL WHO AM I KIDDING? I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE ANYWAYS! UGH, YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE.
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I AM THE DEATHLESS GOD WHO NEVER SLEEPS. THE VOICES OF LESSER GODS AND THEIR DEAD ANGELS AND THE WRETCHED DEMONS PLEAD FOR MY HELP AND I WILL ALLEVIATE THEIR SUFFERING WITH MY FISTS. WITNESS MY MIGHT, TEREZI. WITNESS THE CONTENDER FOR THE IRON THRONE.
[ He runs as fast as his nubby little legs will carry him. Karkat ducks inside alleys, weaves through streets, climbs fences, it's almost ridiculous.
Once he's certain he's lost Terezi and thrown BenfromLost off the trail, he finds himself at the high school. Were this a horror movie or an SCP article this would be the point where you get somewhere safe. Nope. Not Karkat. This may just be his island. He snatches up some large rocks (read: cocanuts) in his sylladex and winds his way through the desolate halls. By now it's painful to breathe and it's a miracle he's even standing upright. In the back corner of an empty classroom he dumps his cocanuts into a pile
nods in approval
and collapses.
Congrats, Karkat, you have made everything infinitely worse. ]
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[ Except not, because none of that shit happened. Enjoy freezing in the winter, Russians.
It takes Terezi a few hours to pick up his scent again, and she'll be cursing his bullshit the whole fucking time. There is a lot of bullshit to curse, so she keeps busy. She's cursing him all the way to the high school, nose and tongue on everything despite how fucking terrible the world tastes. Being cute and adorably pathetic on a pile of rocks won't help you. Except... ]
If you're dead already, I'm bringing you back just to violently execute you. [ AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST. ]
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Theon Greyjoy would be proud.
Karkat is simply unconscious. Terezi is free to try to rouse him, but he is out cold. Not even stabbings will wake him. He is in a deep, dark, dreamless sleep. ]
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Instead, after poking him with her cane a bit, coloring all over his face, she moves him from the shitty pile of rocks to a more comfortable position under a table. If Delta airline blankets were also available, no doubt Karkat would already be cocooned in them.
She's convinced he'll get better after sleeping it off, so Terezi arms BenfromLost with rocks and tells him to defend Karkat with his life. Terezi's got exploration to do, and Karkat being dumb isn't going to stop her. ]
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In his mind they are all Tavros. Collectively Tavros. To be fair, the buzzing of their wings does sound a lot like "uHHHHHHHHHHHH," ]
What're you doing here? I go looking for Eridan and find you? C'mon Tav I know you're pathetic but you can't be riding on the coat tails of Eri's own pathetic abduction. Pathetiception.
[ The grumbling doesn't seem to deter them. Go figure. ]
Tavros you're not even wearing a shirt. Here, you can have mine. Never claim that I wasn't a good friend-- I mean, okay, I'm actually kinda a shitty friend, but I am literally giving you the shirt off my back. Friends do that. And you are my friend. Cherish this sweet moment my sad little bosombuddy.
[ He then feverishly staggers to his feet, clumsily takes his shirt off, and gingerly places it over a few of the Tinkerbulls. A big ugly rash has developed on his chest. Sorta hard to tell under that turtleneck though. ]
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Denial doesn't mean she won't freeze when she hears his wheezing voice, talking to fuck knows who. About bosombuddies. At the point where Karkat Vantas uses the word bosombuddy, Terezi needs to make sure he hasn't busted his head open and these aren't his dying words.
She bursts in and gets a ginormous whiff of holy shit what is that. ]
Karkat, put your shirt back on! You're going to catch-- You've already caught rabies. [ This time, she makes the effort to grab hold of his arm before he can escape again. Her sudden movements startle the little Tinkerbulls who only wish for love and affection. Terezi gives them a few kicks to the rear instead. ]
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[ Karkat wriggles his arms free just enough to pap a few panicked Tinkerbulls, shooshing them as he glares at Terezi. ]
I know Tavros can get in the way just by existing, but you don't need to kick him, sheesh.
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[ oh my god he is papshooshing lususes. lusii. whatever. While Terezi is highly tempted to write this bullshit off on Karkat's usual crazy, that rash is making her think something a little more serious is going on. So she mentally face-palms and plays along with Karkat's delusions. ]
Sorry, Tavros. You just startled me a bit. I thought you might have been a threat. Which I'm now realizing is an incredibly dumb line of thought.
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[ He seems satisfied with the apology and firmly (but gently) pushes any nuzzling Tinkerbulls away. ]
Is it just me or is he getting more affectionate and needy lately?
[ And then he does one of those loud, shouting whispers that isn't even a whisper at all: ] I think he's getting desperate if he's latching onto me. Don't worry, I'll let him down gently.
[ Then in his normal voice to the Tinkerbulls: ] Tavros, you're a good friend, but your self-esteem is crippled even worse than your legs, misfortune clings to your very existence like cookie cutter sharks feeding off of a whale, your hesitancy is irritating, and you're pretty much a failure in every respect. Sorry. But you can stop your red-tinged advances now. It's not going to happen. Besides, I like someone else so that quadrant has a big ol' OCCUPIED sign on it.
[ oh whoops did he say that out loud? ]
1/2
... [ who is it ]
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Regardless of Karkat's degradation into madness, Terezi needs a better sniff on that rash. She knows that just asking to sniff at it won't work, so she has to continue this bullshit. ]
I don't think he got the picture. [ It's true. A few Tinkerbulls continue their nuzzling. ]
We're going to have to offer evidence. [ Evidence that takes the form of Terezi wrapping one arm around Karkat's waist, pulling him closer. Which gives her plenty of opportunity to get her nose all up in his rash's business.
He smells exactly like someone who has been wallowing in his own filth and diseased opossums for months would smell like. ]
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Karkat, though mostly delirious, still has a tiny freak out when she wraps his arm around his waist. ]
OBJECTION! Improper!
[ He then gently grabs her hands and moves them up to his shoulders. ]
There. Now we are safe from STDs.
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Despite the awkward though, Terezi gets a big taste of rotten cherries and a whole load of death, which is not encouraging at all in the least. In fact, it is absolutely terrifying. But she's got to keep her calm. Keep Karkat from running off again like a ginormous idiot. ]
I think we've convinced Tavros, maybe. Just gotta keep this up a bit, and I'm sure he'll fuck off sooner or later.
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Careful with that, Terezi! This is how humans get pregnant. ...Except with a lot more moaning and awfulness. God, I'm scarred for life.
[ goddamn it Japan ]
I don't want you catching any babies from me.
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[ Even if Karkat's sick, she can't help but troll. She pulls out a water bottle from her bag, unscrews the top, and shoves it in Karkat's face. ]
You also can't get infected if you have water in your belly. So you should probably drink some. You know, just to be safe. Gotta use protection!
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[ He looks a little dubious as this, but he is pretty thirsty. And protection is important. ]
Fine. [ He takes a sip. Unfortunately he's so sick that his gag reflex kicks in; he starts coughing and heaving like his body is trying to reject the water. After a minute of this, eyes water and face set in grim determination, Karkat tries again and starts gulping down the water despite his body's protests. ]
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But apparently, the water should keep him alive, at least that's what Terezi thinks. She would have shoved it down his throat if he continued to gag. But it looks like he finished it. Go Karkat, go. ]
Are you still breathing?