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discedo_logs2012-07-16 05:20 pm
coniurati) wrote in discedo_logs2012-07-16 05:20 pm
Lachesistein: Open Log
Who: Those who signed-up for the exploration
Where: Lachesistein
When: Today until the 26th (More or less, an open log for any time period if anyone wants to explore around)
Rating: up to R rated (if it gets to R, please indicate in the subject line)
Summary: Characters are exploring Lachesistein on their own time
The Log:
[ This is an open log for those who wish to explore Lachesistein freely, and it can take place any time between July 16th and 26th. For more information on Lachesistein, please refer to the Exploration plotting post. If something comes up at all, make sure to contact a mod with your questions or concerns.
Sign-ups last close tonight, please make sure you've commented before then! ]
Where: Lachesistein
When: Today until the 26th (More or less, an open log for any time period if anyone wants to explore around)
Rating: up to R rated (if it gets to R, please indicate in the subject line)
Summary: Characters are exploring Lachesistein on their own time
The Log:
[ This is an open log for those who wish to explore Lachesistein freely, and it can take place any time between July 16th and 26th. For more information on Lachesistein, please refer to the Exploration plotting post. If something comes up at all, make sure to contact a mod with your questions or concerns.
Sign-ups last close tonight, please make sure you've commented before then! ]
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[ Karkat wriggles his arms free just enough to pap a few panicked Tinkerbulls, shooshing them as he glares at Terezi. ]
I know Tavros can get in the way just by existing, but you don't need to kick him, sheesh.
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[ oh my god he is papshooshing lususes. lusii. whatever. While Terezi is highly tempted to write this bullshit off on Karkat's usual crazy, that rash is making her think something a little more serious is going on. So she mentally face-palms and plays along with Karkat's delusions. ]
Sorry, Tavros. You just startled me a bit. I thought you might have been a threat. Which I'm now realizing is an incredibly dumb line of thought.
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[ He seems satisfied with the apology and firmly (but gently) pushes any nuzzling Tinkerbulls away. ]
Is it just me or is he getting more affectionate and needy lately?
[ And then he does one of those loud, shouting whispers that isn't even a whisper at all: ] I think he's getting desperate if he's latching onto me. Don't worry, I'll let him down gently.
[ Then in his normal voice to the Tinkerbulls: ] Tavros, you're a good friend, but your self-esteem is crippled even worse than your legs, misfortune clings to your very existence like cookie cutter sharks feeding off of a whale, your hesitancy is irritating, and you're pretty much a failure in every respect. Sorry. But you can stop your red-tinged advances now. It's not going to happen. Besides, I like someone else so that quadrant has a big ol' OCCUPIED sign on it.
[ oh whoops did he say that out loud? ]
1/2
... [ who is it ]
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Regardless of Karkat's degradation into madness, Terezi needs a better sniff on that rash. She knows that just asking to sniff at it won't work, so she has to continue this bullshit. ]
I don't think he got the picture. [ It's true. A few Tinkerbulls continue their nuzzling. ]
We're going to have to offer evidence. [ Evidence that takes the form of Terezi wrapping one arm around Karkat's waist, pulling him closer. Which gives her plenty of opportunity to get her nose all up in his rash's business.
He smells exactly like someone who has been wallowing in his own filth and diseased opossums for months would smell like. ]
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Karkat, though mostly delirious, still has a tiny freak out when she wraps his arm around his waist. ]
OBJECTION! Improper!
[ He then gently grabs her hands and moves them up to his shoulders. ]
There. Now we are safe from STDs.
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Despite the awkward though, Terezi gets a big taste of rotten cherries and a whole load of death, which is not encouraging at all in the least. In fact, it is absolutely terrifying. But she's got to keep her calm. Keep Karkat from running off again like a ginormous idiot. ]
I think we've convinced Tavros, maybe. Just gotta keep this up a bit, and I'm sure he'll fuck off sooner or later.
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Careful with that, Terezi! This is how humans get pregnant. ...Except with a lot more moaning and awfulness. God, I'm scarred for life.
[ goddamn it Japan ]
I don't want you catching any babies from me.
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[ Even if Karkat's sick, she can't help but troll. She pulls out a water bottle from her bag, unscrews the top, and shoves it in Karkat's face. ]
You also can't get infected if you have water in your belly. So you should probably drink some. You know, just to be safe. Gotta use protection!
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[ He looks a little dubious as this, but he is pretty thirsty. And protection is important. ]
Fine. [ He takes a sip. Unfortunately he's so sick that his gag reflex kicks in; he starts coughing and heaving like his body is trying to reject the water. After a minute of this, eyes water and face set in grim determination, Karkat tries again and starts gulping down the water despite his body's protests. ]
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But apparently, the water should keep him alive, at least that's what Terezi thinks. She would have shoved it down his throat if he continued to gag. But it looks like he finished it. Go Karkat, go. ]
Are you still breathing?