Lachesistein: Open Log

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Who: Those who signed-up for the exploration
Where: Lachesistein
When: Today until the 26th (More or less, an open log for any time period if anyone wants to explore around)
Rating: up to R rated (if it gets to R, please indicate in the subject line)
Summary: Characters are exploring Lachesistein on their own time
The Log:

[ This is an open log for those who wish to explore Lachesistein freely, and it can take place any time between July 16th and 26th. For more information on Lachesistein, please refer to the Exploration plotting post. If something comes up at all, make sure to contact a mod with your questions or concerns.

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Comments

[knightime]

They basically set us up for a real hit. Could have made Hollywood as the most breath holding attraction. But then they fuck up by turning this into another B rate horror film.

It's almost- [He whips around, because he thought he heard voices. Augh. He forgot that happens here too.] Okay, the voices calling out to us is really annoying though.

[legality]

Damn right, it's annoying. They're not even saying anything useful. [ SIIIIGH. ]

Dave, I am promising right now, that if I ever become a troll ghost, I will call out helpful things. Like "I WAS MURDERED BY A TERRIBLE BEAST WITH INCREDIBLY SHARP CLAWS AND AN EVEN SHARPER TONGUE. ITS WEAKNESS IS ITS LEFT HOOF, AND YOU WILL FIND IT AT THIS-AND-THAT LOCATION. GOOD LUCK." None of that heeeeeelp me nonsense.

[knightime]

Tsk, tsk. Didn't you know? The point of a shitty horror film is to make the dead as useless as possible. It's like a goddamn trope.

I'll keep that in mind. Thankfully, I've already decided you're not allowed to become a troll ghost. Sorry, but I'm taking away your dying privileges so you'll have to be useful and alive. But it's nice to know that some people are considering being some kind of help instead of just trying to spook the shit out of us with their subliminal haunting.

[legality]

Oh, Dave. So noble. I'll put my life in your pink, plush hands. [ Hands that she's now grabbing in order to lift and high five. ]

So, got an investigation ideas? 'Cause I'm nearly out.

[knightime]

[Naw, gurl. Give him a real brofist. Come on. Don't leave him hanging.]

No, not really. I've been walking around the entire time and I basically feel the need to bitch that my feet hurt. I want to go home. Weh, weh. Whatever.

[legality]

[ Here, have a strange bro fist, high five hybrid. ]

Would you like me to carry you?

[knightime]

[It's like a turkey or some shit.]

Naw. Than I wouldn't have an excuse to complain to you. I need my daily fix of bitching, sorry.

1/2

[legality]

I understand. The Bitching Quota is a tough one to fill. I usually reach mine by talking to Karkat for about five minutes-- gives me everything I could ever possibly bitch about in one convenient package.

[legality]

[ Mentioning Karkat reminds her... ]

Speaking of which, I'm actually. Uh. Pretty worried about Karkat. He's a bit fucking insane right now, and I think it's because he's sick? What am I supposed to do with a sick troll? I tried making him drink water and nap, but every time I leave him to investigate this place, he wanders off like he's attracted to some sort of idiot magnet.

[ Guess who is completely underestimating the extent of Karkat's illness. Hint: it's this girl, right here. ]

[knightime]

Oh. Right. Yeah, no he was pretty fucking off his rocker when I spoke to him. He kept insinuating that there's something between us or whatever. I don't know. I kind of stopped listening to him because it was getting ridiculous.

Uhh, I honestly think he's got something pretty bad and that he probably got it from being an idiot with those possums.

[If Karkat started foaming at the mouth, he would say rabies or something, but he actually isn't sure what exactly Karkat has. Just that it's making him impossible to deal with.]

[legality]

The possums? Oh, yeah. They've got diseases, don't they? I don't know how long he's been around them, actually. When I first got here, the first thing out of that big noise hole of his was, [ She begins shouting in a hoarse manner, attempting an impression ] "TEREZI, I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING FUCK THAT YOU'RE HERE, NOW HELP ME WAGE DRAMATICALLY STUPID WARFARE AGAINST SOME FURRY BEAST THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF UNTIL NOW." So I'm going to assume he's been living with them for sweeps now.

[knightime]

That...probably isn't actually a good thing. Maybe we should try and get rid of them for good when we head back. At least so he stops trying to wage war with them. It's not like they give an actual fuck if Karkat wants a war or not.

[Maybe they should be more worried about Karkat's health...]