[closed??] bodyswap adventures

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Who: Jack and Ange
Where: Starting at their apartments and then maybe various places?
When: Backdated to the beginning of the Body Swap event
Rating: PG-PG-13 at the most.
Summary: Bodies have been swapped. Cats are confused. Hilarity occurs.
The Log:

[ Jack has had a pretty interesting morning. First, he woke up with something on top of him. That was Bern the cat, which he actually didn't think was too bizarre, considering Bern had a habit of appearing in weird places. The first thing he thought was actually "man, Bern is really heavy."

But then he realized his hair was way longer. And that he wasn't in his apartment. So then things got really weird.

So now he's at Ange's apartment- technically his apartment, but maybe it's hers now?- knocking on the door. Bern's at his heels, sniffing him. ] Ange...? Ange, it's me, Jack! Uh...sort of. [ awkward ]

Comments

[nospidershere]

... Be careful she doesn't beat you up like this. That's my body, after all, and if we happen to swap back soon I'd like to get it back in one piece.

[ not as burgers, okay. ]

[hasafamily]

[ if bern-chan was mad enough, she could make a jackburger... ]

Yeah, you're right. C'mon, Bern, go sit down... [ Bern is sort of climbing all over his legs now wow ]

[nospidershere]

[ for a while she's staring, but.. she figures that won't help much, so.. ]

So it comes down to me again, huh? [ she sighs before walking over, picking up the cat and instead taking it with her to where she was sitting. ] .. Come on, you recognize me, right? Even if I look like that guy, I'm the one who feeds you every day. Be a little more grateful.

[ .. oh, for once bern actually seems to settle down a little on her lap.. just staring.. maybe she's just confused, okay. ]

[hasafamily]

You think she can tell something's up with us? Animals are supposed to have like...a sixth sense, right?

[nospidershere]

I've heard something like that. Stories about dogs fleeing towns right before an earthquake, stuff like that.. I'm not sure how much of it I believe though.

[hasafamily]

Hey, she is from around here. The scientists could've given her magic powers we haven't discovered yet, haha.

[nospidershere]

So she might be a witch after all, huh? BERN, the witch of cats and bothering people.

[hasafamily]

Ha, she'd be the worst witch of all! We'd never stop suffering.