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[sthenic]

Who: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Suigetsu
Where: In the woods outside Discedo
When: Any time between sep 28th and oct 15th or so
Rating: pg-13?
Summary: the naruto cast is on a journey into the woods before the chip removal, and then some of the shenanigans prior
The Log:

((Pretty self explanatory guys! They're traveling together in the woods, eventually setting up camp, and the chip removals themselves.

you guys can just put your prompts up in one comment or spread them out or idk we're just DICKING AROUND I GUESS. wonk wonk))

Comments

[liquidate]

oh my GOD

[eyeforaneye]

That doesn't sound enjoyable to me.

IKR WEIFKJND

[liquidate]

Wow, how does that not sound enjoyable? Look, forget it. Keep thinking babies spawn in trees. Storks carry them here.

waergihoknl

[eyeforaneye]

Your jokes are unnecessary. I know how to reproduce but to me it isn't...

Never mind. I'll do it if I think it's necessary.

PPFFFFFFF

[liquidate]

Have you ever even had thoughts about it? You're a growing boy, Sasuke. Can't escape hormones, you know.

[eyeforaneye]

It's not important to me right now. It's the same as any impulse that I'd choose to control.

[liquidate]

I asked if you have before.

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]

I haven't.

[liquidate]

Maybe you're asexual.

[eyeforaneye]

That's fine with me.

[liquidate]

Well, whatever. I'm not someone'll who'll judge you on your preferences. [ Asexual means Sasuke doesn't belong to someone else kekekekekeke. ]

[eyeforaneye]

[ S u i g e t s u. ]

That seems exactly like the kind of thing that you would judge.

[liquidate]

Auh-! No faith. You're really starting to hurt my feelings.

[eyeforaneye]

If that were true then you would be too emotionally fragile to be of use to me or to our goals.

[liquidate]

Hahaha, I know right? I don't give a shit. Anyway, do you feel better about your operation?

[ Somehow he's making it seem like Sasuke was the one flipping out about it... ]

[eyeforaneye]

I was never concerned about it. My eyes being removed is a greater concern of mine than simply having this chip taken out.

I've experienced a fleeting death before anyhow. [ gosh Suigetsu ]

[liquidate]

YOU DIED?! WHEN?!

[eyeforaneye]

It was a long time ago. [ This is so casual. ]

There's no reason to yell about it. It was necessary to achieve more power with the Cursed Seal. I realize now that it was likely also just a way to allow Orochimaru more control. No matter...

[liquidate]

...

[ This is one disgusted face right here. ]

[eyeforaneye]

It's in the past. Don't make such a ridiculous expression.

[liquidate]

I can't believe you died for Orochimaru's sake, that is so gross.

[eyeforaneye]

I think killing him absolves me of that.

1/2

[liquidate]

[ Oh.

Awkward.

Did he not tell him this part yet...?

Um... ]

2/2

[liquidate]

He, uh.

Is kind of.

Alive.

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... goddammit. ]

Tch. That snake.

He survived in some other form? I shouldn't be surprised.