[closed??] bodyswap adventures

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Who: Jack and Ange
Where: Starting at their apartments and then maybe various places?
When: Backdated to the beginning of the Body Swap event
Rating: PG-PG-13 at the most.
Summary: Bodies have been swapped. Cats are confused. Hilarity occurs.
The Log:

[ Jack has had a pretty interesting morning. First, he woke up with something on top of him. That was Bern the cat, which he actually didn't think was too bizarre, considering Bern had a habit of appearing in weird places. The first thing he thought was actually "man, Bern is really heavy."

But then he realized his hair was way longer. And that he wasn't in his apartment. So then things got really weird.

So now he's at Ange's apartment- technically his apartment, but maybe it's hers now?- knocking on the door. Bern's at his heels, sniffing him. ] Ange...? Ange, it's me, Jack! Uh...sort of. [ awkward ]

Comments

[nospidershere]

[ this is probably a bad moment to say 'she made me into burgers', huh. ]

Believe me, she was even worse than Bern-chan. Compared to her, having just the cat to deal with here is a blessing.

[hasafamily]

[ HAHA OH NO ] Oh yeah, I'm sure. I'd probably die of torture if Bern could talk, after all.

[nospidershere]

.. You'd be surprised. [ it's half-mumbled though so GOOD LUCK CATCHING THAT, JACK. Especially since she's quickly moving on. ]

We should have some sort of celebration that we only have to put up with the cat variation.

[hasafamily]

What, does Bern even have a birthday? Ha, we could've thrown a bernday party. [ beat ] Okay, that was lame.

[nospidershere]

[ ...

okay, no, that's almost an amused smile on her face-- or well, your face, Jack. you sort of win right now. ]

That one was really lame. [ then why are you amused, ange.. ]

[hasafamily]

Yeah, yeah, I know. [ he laughs a bit ]

See, look at Bern, she doesn't like it either. [ he finally sets her down on the couch next to him, and in response she just...sits up and stares at him ]

[nospidershere]

She never likes any jokes though. [ you mean just like you, ange? ] Or.. anything that doesn't involve annoying other people.

[hasafamily]

Yeah, that seems to be her- [ and then he stops because bern just swatted him in the face ] Whoa, whoa, okay! I guess it was that bad!

[nospidershere]

... Be careful she doesn't beat you up like this. That's my body, after all, and if we happen to swap back soon I'd like to get it back in one piece.

[ not as burgers, okay. ]

[hasafamily]

[ if bern-chan was mad enough, she could make a jackburger... ]

Yeah, you're right. C'mon, Bern, go sit down... [ Bern is sort of climbing all over his legs now wow ]

[nospidershere]

[ for a while she's staring, but.. she figures that won't help much, so.. ]

So it comes down to me again, huh? [ she sighs before walking over, picking up the cat and instead taking it with her to where she was sitting. ] .. Come on, you recognize me, right? Even if I look like that guy, I'm the one who feeds you every day. Be a little more grateful.

[ .. oh, for once bern actually seems to settle down a little on her lap.. just staring.. maybe she's just confused, okay. ]

[hasafamily]

You think she can tell something's up with us? Animals are supposed to have like...a sixth sense, right?

[nospidershere]

I've heard something like that. Stories about dogs fleeing towns right before an earthquake, stuff like that.. I'm not sure how much of it I believe though.

[hasafamily]

Hey, she is from around here. The scientists could've given her magic powers we haven't discovered yet, haha.

[nospidershere]

So she might be a witch after all, huh? BERN, the witch of cats and bothering people.

[hasafamily]

Ha, she'd be the worst witch of all! We'd never stop suffering.