[closed??] bodyswap adventures

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Who: Jack and Ange
Where: Starting at their apartments and then maybe various places?
When: Backdated to the beginning of the Body Swap event
Rating: PG-PG-13 at the most.
Summary: Bodies have been swapped. Cats are confused. Hilarity occurs.
The Log:

[ Jack has had a pretty interesting morning. First, he woke up with something on top of him. That was Bern the cat, which he actually didn't think was too bizarre, considering Bern had a habit of appearing in weird places. The first thing he thought was actually "man, Bern is really heavy."

But then he realized his hair was way longer. And that he wasn't in his apartment. So then things got really weird.

So now he's at Ange's apartment- technically his apartment, but maybe it's hers now?- knocking on the door. Bern's at his heels, sniffing him. ] Ange...? Ange, it's me, Jack! Uh...sort of. [ awkward ]

Comments

[nospidershere]

Now we're going in the right direction.

[ still deadpan, though -- don't mind her just flopping down on the furniture, jack. ]

What kind of hats did you have in mind? Party hats?

[hasafamily]

Party cats would be good! And then some really crazy ones. Like rainbow ones with feathers on them or something.

[nospidershere]

The only problem would be finding something like that in a desolate place like this, right?

[hasafamily]

Maybe there's some at one of the shops. People wouldn't take a hat they wouldn't have any use for around here, right...?

[nospidershere]

You'd be surprised at what kind of hobbies some people in this place might have, you know.

[ discedo is actually partycedo.. ]

[hasafamily]

Yeah, that's true. We've got some pretty weird people here.

[ he flops down on the couch ] I guess we're lucky we got our bodies switch with people who are actually pretty sane, right?

[nospidershere]

[ she's almost tempted to make a 'speak for yourself' deadpan joke, but.. no, in a situation like this it almost feels too mean. ]

We could've been swapped around with Bern-chan or something.

[hasafamily]

Oh, jeez, don't even let me think about that. Being an animal would be bad enough, but Bern? Eeeeugh.

[nospidershere]

[ bern talk will never fail to be amusing to ange - no matter that she doesn't show it too much. ]

Maybe they'll decide to switch everyone around to a different person tomorrow. I'd be on my guard if I were you. [ ... ] Which, technically, I am right now, I guess.

[hasafamily]

So we've got to keep guard for each other, too? This is getting way too complicated.

[nospidershere]

[ she sighs. ]

I guess in the end it just comes down to both of us making sure the bodies we are in right now will be okay. Hopefully they won't throw anything else weird at us during this, like those dinosaurs from a long time ago.

[hasafamily]

Dinosaurs? Okay, either I missed that or it was from even before I got here. And that was awhile ago now!

[nospidershere]

It happened practically right after I arrived. Some guy on a motorcycle entered the city and he was chased by dinosaurs or whatever. .. Honestly, that was the first thing that made me realise just how screwed up and weird this place is.

[hasafamily]

Oh man, now I wish I'd got here sooner, haha! [ a pause ] Okay, maybe not, but seeing a guy get chased by dinosaurs sounds pretty hilarious.

[nospidershere]

[ .. she shakes her (or, well, his) head slightly. ]

You have an interesting sense of humor, Jack.

[hasafamily]

Hey, you do too. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to talk about Bern this much without getting tired!

[ speaking of which, Bern has climbed up on the couch and is trying to jump up to the top of it now... ]

[nospidershere]

[ bern is learning bad things from its owner, huh.. but apparently it's a normal thing to ange, since she seems to ignore it even though she's noticed. ]

That's different. She's more or less a running joke by now. .. One of the few constant things in this place, either way.

[hasafamily]

Man, I actually can't imagine this place without Bern. I bet she'll haunt this place forever, haha.

[ Jack-in-Ange's-body goes and grabs Bern, holding her up in front of him- Bern doesn't seem to happy about that though ]

[nospidershere]

You need to grab her a little higher, she gets annoyed when you grab her that low. [ speaking from experience, despite how casual it is.. ]

But.. yeah. She first belonged to that girl.. I wonder if she got the cat from someone else to begin with too.

[hasafamily]

[ he shifts Bern in his hands a little. she still looks pretty pissed though jeez ] Which girl?

[nospidershere]

Rika Furude. She looked like Bern-chan's namesake.

[hasafamily]

Rika...oh man, I think I remember her! I used to think she might've had some power to bring us all back home, or something like that.

[nospidershere]

A lot of us got teleported to that weird different version of Discedo when she got her chip out, so.. who knows, maybe she did.

[ ... ] If she looked like that witch, the possibility is even bigger.

[hasafamily]

I remember that- I mean hearing about it, I got left behind. But that's why I thought so. What do you mean by that witch, though?

[nospidershere]

Bernkastel. The witch that Bern-chan is named after, the witch Rika Furude exactly looked like.. she used to bother me all the time back home.